Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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