i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
