is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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