Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
