UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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