Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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