Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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