in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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