Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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