...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
