I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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