Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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