TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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