Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
