its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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