Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
