So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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