Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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