guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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