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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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