is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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