You can't motorboat a personality
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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