Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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