North Korea, Best Korea!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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