Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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