When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I understand Curling. That high.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
How drunk are you?
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