So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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