i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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