so explain again why im purple
no
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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