I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
oh god the rape fog is back!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Randomize
