So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
