you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's rum buckets o'clock
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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