He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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