Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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