I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
