Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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