Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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