I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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