After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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