just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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