okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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