I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
