Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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