So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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