why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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