if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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