Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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