Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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