I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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