I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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