would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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