About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
